Date: 4/9/2012 1:39:20 PM
Nickname: Osama
Comment: I sorry Steve. Is okay I call you Steve? Is just ever since I got here I be hounded by mobs of 9/11 victims who blame me for their death. I say it not me, was Prodigits admin with scary eyes but they no believe. Then last week I go to see Whitney Houston, my idol. I make love proposal and get turned down. I use my best line but they no work. I say, ''Girl, your daddy must be Al-Qaeda because you the bomb'' but she give me funny look and sign autograph for fans and saying, 'I love you, I love you all' and singing song for them, 'Billy Jean not my lover, just a girl I used to know.' It break my heart Steve. Steve, why you laugh at me?

Date: 4/7/2012 3:51:22 PM
Nickname: Steve Jobs
Comment: Dude... Seriously, chill out. You seem to be taking this whole being dead thing rather badly.

Date: 4/5/2012 12:10:51 AM
Nickname: Osama
Comment: What nonsene you talking? How dare you associate my laugh with yours! I see what you doing. You think stupid Arab man don't know anything but I see. You want to use my name so you don't be forgotten. You use me to be keeping your name famous. People soon forget stupid American inventor make stupid American products for stupid American iDiots with small i in front of big price but nobody forget guy with big beard who blow shit up. Stop using me to make your own agenda big you fucking infidel.

Date: 4/4/2012 9:07:14 AM
Nickname: Steve Jobs
Comment: Osama and myself have just had a giggle at that. I could see he had deep regrets over not meeting the Prodigits admin before his demise. Now if you'll excuse me I'm late for my appointment with David Carradine. I offer him tech support in exchange for other tips and tricks.

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